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02

Jan

You know what I hate?

When I’m dancing like

and some creep comes up behind me and dances like

And I turn around like

And he’s like

And I’m like

And I walk away like

And he play’s it off like

and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like

And I’m like

and I go over to him and we start dancing like

and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like

And the rejected guy looks at me like

And I’m like

and he’s like

and I’m like

Forever reblog lol

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seemeatnight:

mysterius-j:

chrilliams:

imakeitlookez:

emmmmm…..isn’t this borderline gay?

fuckyeahfamousblackboys:

Bernard Pollard: Poppin that bussy.

Athlete homoeroticism excites me :)

You sir, is a GAY!….Come see me. ;)

i will ALWAYS reblog this….i just love it

not he did a split…GURRRRL you is FAMILY

*passes out* Oooooooooooooooh my Gooooooooooooood????  I KNEW there was a reason I liked football players!! haha

06

Dec

Well well then

‘suupp?  Ain’t been on this bitch in a min ‘tho!  But I logged back on JUST so I can repost that last post of mine.  It had me ROLLIN’!  And my roommate sleep so I’m sure he’s a lil pissed right now.  Hit me up ‘tho!

onmythrone:


Reblog if you do this when her commercial comes on.

LMAOOO relevant

onmythrone:

Reblog if you do this when her commercial comes on.

LMAOOO relevant

(Source: dirtylies-myregards)

11

Sep

sierracolelee:

NOH8

25

Aug

This is the SWEETEST thing ever!!!!! :’-)

11

Aug

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seemeatnight:

iamgrizzy:

“hey ya’ll, lemme tell ya’ll about my day. so, i’m at my job or whatever- Mcdonald’s Corporation …. INC annnnnnd (sucks lips) my boyfriend .. we was on .. well i was on .. on uhm .. (snaps fingers) the computer or whatever (sucks lips) annnd i downloaded oovoo becuz i was BORED and so (shrugs shoulders and sucks lips) my boyfriend called me- my EXboyfriend (plays with weave) ‘scuse me- COR-REC-TION! so then, he called me or whatever and i was like, “what’chu want?!” he was like, “i’m tryna wreck ya’ boyfriend!” i was like, “FOR WHAT?” he was like, “becuz…i saw him at the park playin’ wit my kidz and i ain’t like it and i’m not rockin’” and i’m like, “what dat got to do wit’chu?” he was like- i was like, “becuuuuz (snaps & rolls neck) the whole time you ain’t even want nothin’ to do wit dem so what is your problem now?” he was like, “well, i’m not rockin’ so don’t ‘eem worry ‘bout what’s my problem now. ‘ion like dat , ‘ion like that!” i was like, “AWW’IGHT! well, what’chu gon’ do about it?” he was like, “ima wreck ‘em!” i was like, “no, you not ‘cause he ain’t got nothin’ to do with dat! i took him out with the kids and whateva!” (smacks lips) and so then he was like, “welllll, ima just wreck you- welllll i can’t wreck you becuz you a female and i can’t hit a female.” and i was like, “YOU RIGHT! so what’chu gon’ do?” he was like, “ima get my EXgirlfriend to come & wreck you!” i was like, “WHAAAA ?” so then he was like, “yeahh, so she gon’ come & wreck you at yo’ job or sum’n!” i was like, “no, she nahh . no, she nahh”. i was like, (stutters)well you know what— it’s whatever, she could wreck me, she could do whatever she want becuuuuuz it’s gon’ be me & my kidz annnnnd my EXboyfriend- we all gon’ wreck her..we gon’ all jump her cuz that’s how we ROW (roll) !” and he was like, (smacks lips) “you are not gon’ get yo’ kids up there!” i was like, “yes, i am. me & Jay’Qwuan, who’s fo’ (4) (smacks lips) my daughter ShaNeekqwa- YES! SHANEEKQWA (awkward ass pause) fifteen and a HALF & three quarters— she is gonna wreck her.. she.. she got hands for days!” SO YEAA! sooo..(smacks lips) she gon’ .. we— we just gon’ wreck! it’s whatever. so, i got home, from work— mcdonalds corporation… INC annnnd i call my boyfriend on FaceTime cuz you know we classy! so when i got on Skype- i mean facetime..i mean… WHATEVER- IT DONT MATTER CUZ WE CLASSY! so den i got on…. there wit him and we talked it out, he was like, “shit, he aint gon’ do nothin’ he aint ‘bout it, he ain’t neva been ‘bout it ‘cuz you know- YEAAA!” so, and then he proPOSED to me on facetime and yeahh so then we hung up off of skype (fixes weave) annnd now i’m engaged. that’s the story i wanted to go to. (shrugs shoulders) that’s it. so, i hope everybody have a blessed DAAAAAAAY or whatever. See ya’ll later.”

whoever typed all of that, has no life….lol

so this be a joke right?

lmfao, HELL NAW!!!

(Source: dasiacs)

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seemeatnight:

cunnilingus4days:

redhottattooshop:

kimdash:

i was cringing the whole time

Now that’s a fight geesh

she whooped her ass ( family dont play that shxt ) been a while since i seen a fight like that

she like WORE her xss OWT!!

gat DAMN! lol

(Source: criminalkuntnmugshots)

lol!

09

Aug

Lovely Advice

Health:

  1. Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
  2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
  3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
  5. Play more games.
  6. Read more books than you did in 2010.
  7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  8. Sleep for 7 hours.
  9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.


Personality:

  1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  3. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
  4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
  6. Dream more while you are awake.
  7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
  10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
  11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  13. Smile and laugh more.
  14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.


Society:

  1. Call your family often.
  2. Each day give something good to others.
  3. Forgive everyone for everything.
  4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
  5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  7. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.


Life:

  1. Do the right thing!
  2. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
  4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  5. The best is yet to come.
  6. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

(Source: felishatolentino)

This may totally be tmi and you probably wouldn’t wanna hear this, but I LOVE the way I “swing” when I’m walkin’ ‘round in my draws!!!  It’s AWESOMENESS! hahaha!

07

Aug

driveinradio:

My Favorite Thing About Memphis!. (That Building.]

driveinradio:

My Favorite Thing About Memphis!. (That Building.]

That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn’t hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them